Be funny the easy way

It's risky trying to be clever or funny so why not cut down the chances of something falling flat by using someone else's wit. Oscar Wilde made a witty remark in front of a well-known satirist and the satirist said, "Oh Oscar, how I wish I'd said that." Oscar replied, "You will, Henry, You will."

10 great lines that I've used a lot and just a little bit of the shine rubs off on you-